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Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

September 05, 2006

Married Man

Well, I'm now a happily Married Man

If you'd like my advice on how to find your soul mate and marry them, here's my easy 2 step plan:

Step 1: Find your soul mate
Step 2: Marry them

By reading this plan you consented to have all of your phone calls monitored by the CIA.