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June 09, 2006

I Wonder


According to the Bible, when Jesus was born, three wise men came bearing gold, frankensence and myrr. If the messiah came again, what would wise men bring as gifts? My guess: An Apple Ipod, the complete season 2 Everybody Loves Raymond on DVD, and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Code Red. Man, that Mountain Dew Code Red would be sweet. I wish I was the second coming of the messiah. Damn. Sin of envy Jeff. Sorry. Damn. Sin of regret. I can't win!