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May 04, 2006

New Gentle Jeffdom Policy

Here in the Gentle Jeffdom, we don't want your tired, your sick, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free, mostly because that would piss off the Americans, and they have deep pockets.

What we do want, however, is your sacks full of currency, preferrably in unmarked, non-sequential bills, in large denominations if possible. We do accept Pesos. We're not fancy here.

May 02, 2006

Jeff Tournament of Jeffs Final

It all comes down to this

The final of the Jeff Tournament of Jeffs pits Blues Guitarist Jeff Beck against NWA:TNA Superstar Jeff Hardy.

Has blood feud with Jimmy Page: Beck
Has Blood feud with Gary Coleman: Hardy
Doesn't have to juice to do his job: Beck
Spends a lot of time at Juice bars: Hardy
Better known around the world: Beck
Better known in Nebraska: Hardy
Worked with blues greats: Beck
Worked til black and blue: Hardy
Will actually show up to an advertised appearance: Beck
No longer has Chiggers: Beck

Your winner and the new Best famous Jeff of all time:

Blues guitarist Jeff Beck

He wins the Vice Presidency of the Gentle Jeffdom, plus a lifetime supply of Scotch Guard.

Congratulations Jeff Beck!