At Your Own Risk

Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

April 12, 2006

The Gentle Jeffdom Presents The Jeff Tournament of Jeffs

Who is the best famous Jeff?

We'll find out in this Who's Better tournament.

Round 1

NASCAR Driver Jeff Gordon Vs. Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer

Repeated the 8th Grade the least number of times: Dahmer
Never had sex with severed body parts: Gordon
Has not lured teenages into his apartment for rape/murder: Gordon
Faster Driver: Gordon
Most Press Coverage: Dahmer
Never been murdered: Gordon
Smarter When both alive: Dahmer
Smarter Now: Gordon
Most Endorsement Deals: Gordon
Best Stock Portfolio: Gordon

Jeff Gordon wins first round easily, 7-3.

Stay tuned for round 2

April 11, 2006

What You Gonna Do Wit All That Junk?

5 Best NES games:

Nobunaga's Ambition
Shanghai
Romance of the 3 Kingdoms
Gauntlet
Excitebike

Honorable Mention goes to Commando, Super Mario Bros 2, Baseball Stars and Blades of Steel.