At Your Own Risk

Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

March 02, 2006

A Short Poem About My Hatred of EMO


I hate emo,
Yes I do
I hate emo
You know it's true
Matchbox 20
John Mayer
Rob Thomas solo crap
And others of that ilk
But I hope no one kills them
Then I'd never hear the end
Of their emo crap.

February 28, 2006

My Classic (And True) One-Liner

I'm part Jewish, and part German, so my wife has to keep stopping me from throwing myself in the oven.