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June 16, 2006

Stan Fischler's Father is A Mr. Poop


This is an accusation I have heard from countless reputable sources: Little Timmy Johnson, that kid that eats worms, Sir Reginald Archibald M.B.E., Stan Fischler's Mom, and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I have been able to refute this allegation through scientific research. Through a series of painful experiments, I have been able to prove that Stan Fischler's biological father is not, in fact, Mr. Fischler, but a 1928 Ford Model T. Thus his biological father cannot be a Mr. Poop as previously erroniously reported. Those of you who think I'm just rambling about nonsense, however, are, collectively, Mr. Poop


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