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June 09, 2006

I Wonder

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According to the Bible, when Jesus was born, three wise men came bearing gold, frankensence and myrr. If the messiah came again, what would wise men bring as gifts? My guess: An Apple Ipod, the complete season 2 Everybody Loves Raymond on DVD, and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew Code Red. Man, that Mountain Dew Code Red would be sweet. I wish I was the second coming of the messiah. Damn. Sin of envy Jeff. Sorry. Damn. Sin of regret. I can't win!

3 Comments:

  • At 8:14 p.m., Blogger wiggie said…

    I would worship you if you gave ME some Jolly Ranchers...wait a second, you already have. Jeff Bless you, Jeff!

     
  • At 11:56 p.m., Blogger wiggie said…

    I should point out that this is my favourite blog entry of any blog I read (which is like...not a lot, but anyway) ever, with the exception of my own blog post that was the back of the NES "Duck Tales 2" box.

     
  • At 10:59 a.m., Blogger Gentleman Jeff said…

    Oh, man. I wish I was reading the Duck Tales 2 box right now.

     

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