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May 04, 2006

New Gentle Jeffdom Policy

Here in the Gentle Jeffdom, we don't want your tired, your sick, you huddled masses yearning to breathe free, mostly because that would piss off the Americans, and they have deep pockets.

What we do want, however, is your sacks full of currency, preferrably in unmarked, non-sequential bills, in large denominations if possible. We do accept Pesos. We're not fancy here.


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