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May 09, 2006

Lets Get a Few Things Straight

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1. Liberalism is a disease. Look it up. You say you did look it up and the book you looked it up in said it's not a disease, but a political ethos. Well that book is diseased. Diseased with liberalism.

2. Facts are all well and good to get a point accross. I prefer fuzzy logic. It's much easier and requires a lot less research. Besides facts are just what the truth would be if it wasn't made up by fuzzy logicians, like Winnie The Pooh.

3. If you start a war, you have to see it through til the end. No matter how pointless and bloody it is. It's the same principle as a mother telling her child she can't leave the table until she cleans her plate. Except in war, the plate is Fallujah.

4. Madballs. They're mad, AND they're balls. AND I'm mad about their balls. Wait, that didn't come out right.

5. The Gentle Jeffdom stands by the Bush Administration, and Condemns the recent actions of Burkina Faso. I don't really know what their up to.........but I'm sure it's no good.

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