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April 19, 2006

Jeff Tournament of Jeffs Round 4

What the Jeff?

If Rodan's first name was Jeff, I've made a horrible error in not including him in the tournament.

Today's conflict pits owner of the Florida Marlins and Art Dealer Jeffrey Loria against NWA:TNA professional wrestler Jeff Hardy

Less likely to no-show a PPV: Loria
Has lost in the first round of "Fear Factor": Hardy
Has been a defendant in an Anti-Trust lawsuit: Loria
Innovator of the "swanton bomb": Hardy
More in control of his mental faculties: Loria
Would win a Ladder match between the two: Hardy
Would win a race up the corporate ladder: Loria
More clean living: Hardy
Can dye hair green like a Hardy
Can be seen from space at night-time due to flourecent face paint: Hardy

Hardy wins Round 4 6-4

The semis are set: Gordon vs. Beck, and Hardy vs. Foxworthy

Stay tuned!


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