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December 09, 2005

Happy Crimble!

Wow, I haven't updated in a while. Moving makes you lazy.

In any event the holidays are here again, and you know what that means........Fistfights between people who say "Merry Christmas" and are offended by the term Happy Holidays, and people who say "Happy Holidays" and are offended by the term "Merry Christmas". You know, Christmas, in large part, has become a secular Holiday anyway, so there really no reason for anyone to be offended at the term "Merry Christmas", or "Happy Holidays", since New Year's and Christmas actually constitute 2 holidays. That's enough of me getting on my high horse.

Anyway with this being the Season and all, I thought I'd write my X-Mas wishes:

1. Someone, somewhere shows the WKRP Christmas special parody of "A Christmas Carol" With Venus Flytrap as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Les not wanting to eat Ham because it's made from pigs was very funny.

2. The Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas argument results in a Yuletide of blood, with casualties being only people that take trivialities so seriously.

3. The long overdue Gary Coleman/Mr. T Christmas special. It's christmas gold!

4. The cancellation of Hope & Faith. Kelly needs more time to concentrate on Live! With Regis and Kelly, which is almost never entertaining.

5. That all of the children of the world don't join hands and sing. Because if they did, it would only be a matter of time before they realized their enourmous worldwide power, and the child revolution would surely see all of us adults die, because we would be caught by surprise, and too disorganized to stop it. Do you want to live in a world built of Lego? I know I don't.

Those are my Christmas wishes. Mostly concerned with people I care about and myself not dying. And being healthy. And Tim Reid.

1 Comments:

  • At 9:27 p.m., Blogger wiggie said…

    Maybe Tim Reid can join the cast of "Hope & Grace"? Would that make the season more merry for you?

     

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