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October 21, 2005

50 Worst Songs of All Time

I've been reading worst songs of all time lists, and I thought I'd build my list piecemiel. So over the next, however long it takes, I'll build my own list.

1. Hotel California - the Eagles. This song is SO bad that if I hear it playing in a store, I will leave, and have left the store where it's playing. Even if they have cheap mayonaise.

2. Unwell - Matchbox 20 - I hate Rob Thomas. One day he'll die. Then they'll play his music more. I can't win.

3. Tonight's The Night- Rod Stewart. This guy should wear a shirt that says "100% Un-Natural". The plastic surgery king with the voice like a rusty razor nearly makes me spew with this putrid piece of crap.

4. Crystal Blue Persuasion - Tommy James & the Shondelles- If there's a song that is more mindless and droning than this song, I'm sure it was also by Tommy James and the Shondelles.

5. The Arms of an Angel - Sarah MacLaughlin - This song sucks. I'm embarrased to be from the same city as this bitch.

6. Ghetto Superstar (That is What You Are) - Puff Daddy- If you're just going to change the words to an old song and release it, why pick Islands in the stream? And HOW could you actually make that song worse.

7. La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin - I don't hate him because he's gay. I hate him because his music is awful. This shit sucks ass. Just like him.

8. This Kiss - Faith Hill - In the space of 2 years I must've heard this song 200+ times just from being in stores. You know who makes to big a deal about that kiss? Faith Hill.

9. Ridin' With Private Malone - David Ball - This song is terrible. The main character rips off a mother who's child was killed in 'nam, because she doesn't know what things are worth. What an evil son of a bitch.

10. Bootylicious- Destiny's Child - If you need an explaination for why this song appears here, you're what's wrong with music.


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