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Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

August 04, 2005

The essence of a gentleman is knowing when not to pick your nose.

Sitting here at work on hold for accounts receivable, I'm trying to figure out why americans that hail from areas with naturally occuring ice don't like hockey.

A few theories:

Not enough Michael Jackson?

Not enough Splosions?

Lack of mud wrestling?

Players can't be voted off the island?

Not refereed by Paris Hilton?

You don't get to see what goes on in the ER afterwards?

Some possible solutions:

Pucks explode randomly

Game played in mud, If a goalie lets in a goal he's crushed by bigfoot.

MJ at every game.

On ice ER

That's it for me



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