At Your Own Risk

Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

August 17, 2005


Wine Kits are not without their dangers......

That being said, I blame my current, seasick state on that bastard Cap'n Crunch. The blood loss from the roof of my mouth has made me light headed.

You know what I like...some things

You know what I don't like......other things

The best part about being a Canadian is that I'm not a damn dirty Swiss bastard. I still hate the Swiss and their "pretend to be neutral, but secretly align themselves with Cap'n Crunch" Philosophy. One day Macho Man Randy Savage will kill Cap'n crunch, and I'll be happy, then a little sad, then tired, and then I'll be Coo Coo for Coacoa Puffs.

I'll write more when I don't feel like crap.


  • At 10:53 p.m., Blogger wiggie said…

    Have I ever mentioned that I think you'd make an excellent mountain man, with a long beard, who makes moonshine, and drinks it out of a jug that has XXX written on the side. And you could come into town once a month with your savings (which would be acorns) in a bag with a big $ sign on the side, to put into the bank? I'm not sure if I mentioned it or not. I think I might not have.


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