At Your Own Risk

Cherry Coke Is Hardcore.

December 22, 2006

NOT DEAD

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A quick post to indicate I am not dead. Rather, I am alive. After a serious mauling by bears, I've recovered enough to type this.

September 05, 2006

Married Man

Well, I'm now a happily Married Man

If you'd like my advice on how to find your soul mate and marry them, here's my easy 2 step plan:

Step 1: Find your soul mate
Step 2: Marry them

By reading this plan you consented to have all of your phone calls monitored by the CIA.

August 11, 2006

Announcement

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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

July 29, 2006

So Many Suckas on my Sacroiliac

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As I sit here, contemplating the nutritional value of the large frosty I had for supper, I'm reminded of a childhood friend of Wiggie and I, Timothy John Gwynn, or TJ.

TJ was a kind, gentle, spiritual man, a man of peace. Or course he used to beat us senseless, but never without good reason. I remember a time when Wiggie wore a red t-shirt to school. Well, for TJ, that wouldn't do, he was quite reasonable about it, actually. He took out a small hatchet and began hacking at Wiggie's right forearm. When I suggested perhaps he should stop doing that, after about 20 mins, he drove a meat hook through my nose, and tied it with a rope to Wiggie's leg, then threw me out of a second story window, dragging Wiggie to the ground with me. But we had really left him with no alternative. I mean, there's nothing else he could have done, is there? Good old TJ.

July 20, 2006

High End Cable Channels Are The Best.

How else would I find out useful information on how to be a psychic detective. I need to know what psychic detectives eat, how long they sleep, how many Everybody Loves Raymond reruns is too many. Okay, that last one is more for me. The bottom line is Superstructures may be time wasting and repetitive, but it's still way better than the networks can do. And the Fight network is all fighting (and Bloodsport III) all the time.

July 13, 2006

What you don't......

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Wiggie don't cater for gossip. Yet he'll get in a cab and talk Egyptian politics.

June 28, 2006

Go Time!

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I have it on good authority that there's a new Flava Flav gettin down with the sound and he's telling you to get off his back.